11 December 2008

The Lovers of the Heart II

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls:
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.


Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!

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